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No guns, no abortions...
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At least when cops pose for a photo with a table full of confiscated cash, viewers at home can't literally reach in and take the money [Awkward]
3/1/2026, 3:30:00 PM PST
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If you live in Hiram, Ohio, better hope your house doesn't catch on fire, or you need an ambulance. Also ask yourself what life choices led you to living in Ohio [Obvious]
3/1/2026, 2:14:55 PM PST
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Man stuck up to his neck in quicksand for ten days is rescued by team searching for $400 handcart [Strange]
3/1/2026, 1:38:45 PM PST
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Photoshop this woman losing her soul mate [Photoshop]
3/1/2026, 1:00:52 PM PST
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Are women with kids happier than women who don't have kids? Is this another headline in the form of a question? [Unlikely]
3/1/2026, 11:02:04 AM PST
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There soon may be no more coral reefs in FARK's favorite state [Florida]
3/1/2026, 10:38:25 AM PST
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No one goes to the national parks anymore. They're too crowded [Murica]
3/1/2026, 10:26:27 AM PST
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejdead [News]
3/1/2026, 10:02:39 AM PST
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Caption this king of the hill [Caption]
3/1/2026, 10:01:00 AM PST
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After the east coast blizzard, shoveling out parking spaces brings out the best in neighbors [Asinine]
3/1/2026, 9:40:23 AM PST
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Gosh, who could have ever predicted that a surge in uncontrolled, regulation-free AI would create a crisis of child exploitation and abuse? [Obvious]
3/1/2026, 9:10:32 AM PST
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The completely unexplainable surge in measles outbreaks across the United States is costing the economy hundreds of millions of dollars, and will only get more expensive over time [Sick]
3/1/2026, 8:50:09 AM PST
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Tired of the monochrome/all-shades-of-grey interior design trend dominating homes these days? Have we got a colorful solution for you (plus you'd get to live in a civilized country) [Cool]
3/1/2026, 8:40:19 AM PST
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9 dead in Pakistan as protesters attack the U.S. Consulate over Khamenei's death [News]
3/1/2026, 8:10:59 AM PST
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The first U.S. military deaths reported in the Iran War [News]
3/1/2026, 8:00:35 AM PST
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Florida woman ticketed for driving while holding cell phone in her right hand. Difficulty: She doesn't have one. FARK: A right hand [Florida]
3/1/2026, 7:15:38 AM PST
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Photoshop this master pickpocket at work [Photoshop]
3/1/2026, 6:00:52 AM PST
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CSB Sunday Morning: The best book you've ever read [CSB]
3/1/2026, 6:00:00 AM PST
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Day 1,467 of WW3: Zelensky sees 'window for peace' as Fedorov pushes Defense Ministry shake-up. This is your Sunday Ukraine War discussion thread [News]
3/1/2026, 5:00:00 AM PST
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Guy finds his stolen bicycle for sale online, calls police. Police find his bike and so much more [Fail]
3/1/2026, 4:50:50 AM PST
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I know, I know, I removed my own eyeballs, but I'm perfectly fine now [Weird]
3/1/2026, 3:25:00 AM PST
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Null error [Creepy]
3/1/2026, 2:25:00 AM PST
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Suddenly, sinkhole [Scary]
3/1/2026, 1:35:00 AM PST
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Iran confirms The Ayatollah is dead [News]
3/1/2026, 12:35:00 AM PST
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In this corner you have the 10 PM News Anchor. Opposite corner is the Chief Meteorologist. It's your Friday Night Fight Broadcast live from the KDFX Ch.10 studios in Texhoma Texas [Amusing]
2/28/2026, 11:35:00 PM PST
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This story opens with a sippy cup that has meth in it. It ends with four adults being arrested. Today's edition of WTF: What The Floriduh [Florida]
2/28/2026, 10:35:00 PM PST
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Rancher Silverweed spins up a nightmare at Cowslip's carwash [Dumbass]
2/28/2026, 9:35:00 PM PST
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Today's radio reception forecast: Windy with a strong chance of balloons [Scary]
2/28/2026, 8:30:00 PM PST
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Rich people are getting bombed in fancy Dubai hotels [Scary]
2/28/2026, 7:30:00 PM PST
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Noise Factor travels worldwide over the intertubes at 10:30PM ET and we will hear the brand new record from Sylosis. Tonight's show comes together thanks to some hard feelings...you'll see. Also Lowdrive, Iron Tusk, UFOMAMMUT, Arcem, and more [Live]
2/28/2026, 7:00:14 PM PST
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Iran has launched more than 300 missiles and drones toward the United Arab Emirates. The UAE has destroyed almost all of them before they could do any damage [News]
2/28/2026, 6:30:00 PM PST
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Hours before launch of "Operation Epic Fury" Attorney Mark Geragos hosting podcast at restaurant 2 blocks from The White House overhears 4 loud guys bragging about war plans & even singing "Bomb Iran" by Vince Vance & The Valiants...no, it wasn't J.D [Followup]
2/28/2026, 5:30:00 PM PST
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Photoshop this rubber duck somewhere unexpected [Photoshop]
2/28/2026, 5:00:52 PM PST
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Ayatollah. Caught sayof site that has been airstricken. "See told ya so." Is he dead or not. Netanyahu says yes. CBS waiting for confirmation OR "hello I am write single to salute and wait for regime change again" [Repeat]
2/28/2026, 4:30:00 PM PST
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So, you're a new doctor living the dream at an emergency room somewhere in America, but you're stumped on this new disease you've never seen and can't diagnose and you call the state epidemiologist. The answer: measles [Fail]
2/28/2026, 3:35:10 PM PST
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You go gramps: Pensioner joyriding caught speeding along motorway on mobility scooter leaving drivers baffled [Facepalm]
2/28/2026, 3:20:14 PM PST
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Sick of being forced from their homes over and over again by authorities in Hawaii, currently housed people build giant floating city that they can move when threatened. State to spend millions to make them homeless again [Facepalm]
2/28/2026, 2:26:57 PM PST
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Vatican removes salty white film covering Michelangelo masterpiece. Fark needs an Ewwww tag [Sappy]
2/28/2026, 2:14:41 PM PST
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Honestly, who would deface a Churchill statue? [Asinine]
2/28/2026, 1:20:09 PM PST
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Photoshop these happy dancers [Photoshop]
2/28/2026, 1:00:52 PM PST
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'Alpine divorce' [Scary]
2/28/2026, 12:02:27 PM PST
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Music, world leaders, antiquities, and exercise are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 20-26 20th Century Literature Edition [Weird]
2/28/2026, 11:43:25 AM PST
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Have clutter, try 'house hushing' [Interesting]
2/28/2026, 11:38:21 AM PST
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"Surf's up folks. It helps me with my gambling addiction" [Cool]
2/28/2026, 11:26:26 AM PST
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You had me at "underground tunnel to 'The Club'" [Interesting]
2/28/2026, 9:35:06 AM PST
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In totally unshocking news, Vermont named 'fittest state' in the US, while Louisiana is least [Interesting]
2/28/2026, 9:20:32 AM PST
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TikTok Tarot Fraud: You killed those college students. University of Idaho professor: No, I didn't. Tarot Fraud: Yes, you did, and my tarot cards prove it. Judge and Jury: $10 million says, "no, she didn't", fraudster. Tarot Fraud: *smokebomb* [Dumbass]
2/28/2026, 9:05:39 AM PST
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The latest distraction from legal prosecutions is underway: Iran live thread [News]
2/28/2026, 8:35:00 AM PST
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MH370 experts are all wrong, and they're digging in the wrong place says Indiana Jones, some dude from Kansas (possible nsfw content on page) [Unlikely]
2/28/2026, 7:14:25 AM PST
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