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No guns, no abortions...
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Today marks the start of Canada Book Week, a day to celebrate reading as much as you can from books with pages stuck together with maple syrup [Interesting]
4/15/2026, 7:00:51 PM PDT
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Potato risk management is more important then ever, experts say, so keep your eyes peeled [Interesting]
4/15/2026, 6:20:48 PM PDT
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GLP-1 weight loss drugs helped motivate sale of California's Tapatío hot sauce to Texas private investment firm, possibly because many GLP-1 users are craving more spice in their dishes to help them fold space [Interesting]
4/15/2026, 5:40:45 PM PDT
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Photoshop this follow-up [Photoshop]
4/15/2026, 5:00:43 PM PDT
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I gotta go Julia, we got cows [Amusing]
4/15/2026, 4:30:08 PM PDT
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Husband of woman he claims was swept out to sea with dinghy's engine keys in Bahamas has fled that country [Followup]
4/15/2026, 3:59:33 PM PDT
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Drug-runners in Subaru Outback lead police on 130mph chase, shedding fentanyl and methamphetamine all the way, ending with the incredible news that a Subaru Outback can do 130mph [Scary]
4/15/2026, 3:28:58 PM PDT
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So why don't you make like a Painted Tree Boutiques, and get outta here [Awkward]
4/15/2026, 2:58:24 PM PDT
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5M pounds of trash, 600K needles removed in Seattle ahead of World Cup. Which sounds nice, until you realize they had to shave Pinhead in the process [Followup]
4/15/2026, 2:40:56 PM PDT
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Florida governor candidate arrested after terrorizing elderly parents, sheriff says. Bonus: was previously banned from every Waffle House in Florida [Florida]
4/15/2026, 2:25:25 PM PDT
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Because nobody can do anything anymore without inventing some bullshiat organizational terminology to make them feel special and involved, you don't just want to spend less time on your phone anymore. You're part of the Attention Liberation Movement [Stupid]
4/15/2026, 2:11:18 PM PDT
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On this day in history, in 1912, the Titanic performed one of two functions commonly associated with submarines [Vintage]
4/15/2026, 1:57:11 PM PDT
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Santa Santa Santa Santa con Santa con Santa con Santa con Santa con let me con you [Dumbass]
4/15/2026, 1:43:04 PM PDT
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Street address checks out [Ironic]
4/15/2026, 1:28:57 PM PDT
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Ad: Free indoor swing. Goose (chasing man): "What kind of swing? WHAT KIND OF SWING?" [Creepy]
4/15/2026, 1:14:50 PM PDT
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Photoshop this outdoor assembly [Photoshop]
4/15/2026, 1:00:43 PM PDT
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The God of Chaos will cross paths with us in 2029, so here's your chance to get ahead of the game and found your apocalypse cult in advance [Interesting]
4/15/2026, 12:45:04 PM PDT
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'Chinese ant smuggler'. Just think about that career decision. 'Chinese ant smuggler' [Weird]
4/15/2026, 12:29:25 PM PDT
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A cyberattack on the cloud stopped people all over the U.S. from getting into their cars [Fail]
4/15/2026, 12:13:46 PM PDT
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This guy will never have to buy a beer in his town for as long as he lives [Hero]
4/15/2026, 11:37:15 AM PDT
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That dude who has three power banks on him at all times will have trouble traveling on Japanese airlines as of April 24 [Obvious]
4/15/2026, 11:16:23 AM PDT
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All for one and one for all, it's the Musketeer Way. This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Swashbuckling Edition [CSB]
4/15/2026, 10:55:32 AM PDT
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Finally, an antidote to AI slop: Monkey selfies [Spiffy]
4/15/2026, 10:38:25 AM PDT
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Sky is falling, potentially under federal investigation [Scary]
4/15/2026, 10:21:18 AM PDT
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And it looked so normal from the street, but I guess even goths like a mountain view. Bonus: Who knew kitchen sinks could be mounted in pallets? [Weird]
4/15/2026, 10:04:12 AM PDT
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Paying too much for gas? Just drive less [Dumbass]
4/15/2026, 9:46:33 AM PDT
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave will be more of the usual unusual. Tune in to find out on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]
4/15/2026, 9:30:23 AM PDT
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Things I want my pilot doing: aviating, navigating, communicating. Things I do not want my pilot doing: making dog and cat noises on guard while flying in and out of DCA [Asinine]
4/15/2026, 9:08:12 AM PDT
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New search engine can identify your Nazi relatives, completely eliminating the need for Thanksgiving dinner [Creepy]
4/15/2026, 8:51:04 AM PDT
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Man, running in the Scottish mountains in memory of his friend who died running in the Scottish mountains, dies running in the Scottish mountains [Sad]
4/15/2026, 8:35:04 AM PDT
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It's not news it's......actually it's really not news [Stupid]
4/15/2026, 8:18:42 AM PDT
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Did you manage to successfully quit a GLP-1, but now are planning to start up again? Don't worry, plenty of people do it. You should be just like them. This message brought to you by Eli Lilly [Facepalm]
4/15/2026, 7:56:53 AM PDT
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Mecha Hitler just can't seem to stop making deepfake nudes. Ah, well, guess there's nothing to be done [Facepalm]
4/15/2026, 7:24:00 AM PDT
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If you murder your spouse, you might want to be at least a tad suspicious about that new best friend you made after your spouse's death [Interesting]
4/15/2026, 7:05:33 AM PDT
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Everyone said I was daft to buy a house on a cliff edge, but I bought it all the same, just to show them. It fell into the sea. So I bought a second one. That fell into the sea [Facepalm]
4/15/2026, 6:48:25 AM PDT
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Did you opt out of tracking from Microsoft, Google or Meta? No you didn't [PSA]
4/15/2026, 6:35:03 AM PDT
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But more importantly, what is the opposite of feeling discombobulated? Is it combobulated? Bobulated? And does the -ed at the end mean it's a verb? What exactly are you doing if you're bobulating? [Interesting]
4/15/2026, 6:33:25 AM PDT
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A human type robot running and chasing feral pigs out of a suburb in Poland. Yes. It's from ABC. No. I have no further information [Video]
4/15/2026, 6:20:05 AM PDT
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Court rules that Australia's wealthiest person, a woman now worth $38 billion who's done absolutely nothing in her life but inherit iron mines from her father, must share some of her wealth with her equally lazy children and heirs [Dumbass]
4/15/2026, 6:20:05 AM PDT
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Youtuber Johnny Somali given 6 months in South Korean jail for kissing and twerking against a statue commemorating wartime sex slaves. Bonus: he's been trapped in the country since Oct 24 and chased by angry locals [Spiffy]
4/15/2026, 6:12:08 AM PDT
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Photoshop this meal on the road [Photoshop]
4/15/2026, 6:00:43 AM PDT
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Blind rescue dog, Hunnit became very depressed after his brother died and kept trying to find him, but then one day he met an angel named Rachel who helped this senior pup open up and now he's ready for his forever home. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video) [Woofday]
4/15/2026, 6:00:00 AM PDT
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DoJ charges man with felonies for running away while ICE was trying to murder him [Sick]
4/15/2026, 5:30:00 AM PDT
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Day 1,512 of WW3. Ukraine opens up a food supply center in Ghana. Orcistan attacks a dam in Kharkiv, an orc drone attack kills a child in Cherkasy, and 2 more countries join a War Crimes tribunal for russia. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread [News]
4/15/2026, 5:00:00 AM PDT
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Armed masked man harassing high school students during their anti-ICE walkout turns out to be off-duty cop. "You could argue that his intent was essentially an incitement to a riot, which is a criminal offense, by the way" [Murica]
4/15/2026, 4:30:00 AM PDT
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Nothing to see here. Just Toyota, Honda and Ford crapping themselves at the realization Chinese EV production is so sophisticated & advanced they have no hope of catching up. But China has nothing on the US' ability to generate AI slop, so suck it [Scary]
4/15/2026, 2:30:00 AM PDT
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TIL strong magnets can be used to manipulate fuel pumps and steal truckloads of diesel [Florida]
4/15/2026, 1:30:00 AM PDT
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