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No guns, no abortions...
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Live in Hawaii? The odds are about one in three that you have a criminal record that could be expunged, if it hasn't already been [Interesting]
1/14/2026, 9:57:31 PM PST
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 1080: "The Art of Photography". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
1/14/2026, 9:01:00 PM PST
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Today is 'Feast of the Ass Day' and can be celebrated a number of ways depending on your Callipygian preferences [Asinine]
1/14/2026, 8:11:37 PM PST
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Zero days since the last incident in Minneapolis [News]
1/14/2026, 7:11:37 PM PST
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UFC hall-of-famer who thinks his family have been replaced by imposters also thinks his court-appointed attorney and the judge should be replaced [Unlikely]
1/14/2026, 7:00:32 PM PST
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Scientists say that because Uranus has high temperatures and pressure it is filled with a substance that is both solid and liquid at the same time, amazed it can happen without Chipotle [Weird]
1/14/2026, 6:46:41 PM PST
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Bloke spends £66k drinking in every Campaign for Real Ale pub. Subby has a new booze hero (possible nsfw content on page) [Hero]
1/14/2026, 6:00:32 PM PST
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US oil companies may not care much for Venezuela, but Royal Caribbean just decided it's too dangerous to stop at its private resort in Haiti. Maybe the US military could go abduct some gang leaders [Awkward]
1/14/2026, 5:32:39 PM PST
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Having taken care of all the serious stuff for New York state, Gov. Kathy Hochul said she now wants to legalize dancing in restaurants [Spiffy]
1/14/2026, 5:24:41 PM PST
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Photoshop this defiance of gravity [Photoshop]
1/14/2026, 5:00:32 PM PST
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Gemini can now remember your life. Wow, that's a lot of masturbating. Buried lede reminder: Google is an ad company [Creepy]
1/14/2026, 4:02:08 PM PST
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"Laundering the $$ through Qatar instead of American banks is a huge red flag. The corruption is out in the open" [Awkward]
1/14/2026, 3:52:43 PM PST
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Is this thing on? If you're a Verizon customer, not since about 2pm. Subby's not usually conspiracy-minded, so feel free to supply your own [News]
1/14/2026, 3:21:39 PM PST
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On this day in history, in 1969, an explosion rocked the USS Enterprise, which destroyed fifteen planes, injured more than three hundred people, and nearly sparked an interstellar war between the Klingons and Romulans [Vintage]
1/14/2026, 2:32:32 PM PST
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Last week, vampires. This week, vampire hunters. This is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread, Reflection Edition [CSB]
1/14/2026, 2:07:52 PM PST
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Road cones, and the sensible reason why one guy collected so many he got a Guiness record stastus [Interesting]
1/14/2026, 1:43:58 PM PST
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That time Captain Kirk and his loyal friend Batman led the Macedonian army against the mighty Persians [Amusing]
1/14/2026, 1:05:03 PM PST
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Photoshop this African sunset [Photoshop]
1/14/2026, 1:00:32 PM PST
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Please note: if you believe that the governor of your state has signed a bill that says anyone with your name is to be 'arrested or eliminated' you might be crazy, in Florida, or both [Florida]
1/14/2026, 12:50:05 PM PST
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The crane brings pain falling mainly on the train [News]
1/14/2026, 12:36:38 PM PST
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Vermont proposes a UFO panel to probe lights in the night; no housing, no roads, but aliens might. Tax dollars fly, answers won't land, cue X-Files theme in maple land [Weird]
1/14/2026, 12:01:07 PM PST
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Man complains to cops about having been kept waiting so long for his District Court arraignment that he got frustrated and left. This was clearly the right move, since the cops took immediate action [Dumbass]
1/14/2026, 11:01:42 AM PST
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🎶When the booze hits your eye like a big pizza pie / You'll wreck your car going for fries, at McDonalds 🎶 [Vintage]
1/14/2026, 10:37:56 AM PST
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Oregon mayor, who went missing in 2006, washes ashore on a beach covered in whale marks and dynamite burns [Strange]
1/14/2026, 10:17:34 AM PST
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Executives: People that have paid for something that doesn't work, and they are furious. Elmo: You know what? Let's make it a monthly subscription then [Stupid]
1/14/2026, 10:05:03 AM PST
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You're shivering in the shower wrong [Unlikely]
1/14/2026, 10:05:03 AM PST
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Rotarians celebrate 20th anniversary of project, but all wish they could've thought of something else to call it [Obvious]
1/14/2026, 9:59:28 AM PST
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Most workers say returning to the office is making them a lot less productive. No idea why that is. Perhaps checking Fark will help me think [Obvious]
1/14/2026, 9:50:05 AM PST
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Starbucks sued over '100% ethical sourcing' claims regarding undisclosed chemicals in decaf coffee, as apparently people don't believe in ethically sourced benzene or methylene chloride [Sick]
1/14/2026, 9:44:23 AM PST
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Soft Cell, Bill Nelson, World Party, Cocteau Twins, and Magazine. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #770. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]
1/14/2026, 9:30:23 AM PST
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This must be that whole "Warrior Ethos" thing that Subby keeps hearing about [Sad]
1/14/2026, 9:17:43 AM PST
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And let's face it. In these dark times, we could always use a pot of dolphin-shaped succulents [Cool]
1/14/2026, 9:05:03 AM PST
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Heavily-armed and bloodthirsty paramilitary wantonly deploying chemical weapons against occupied populace [Obvious]
1/14/2026, 8:20:05 AM PST
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Techbros: OK, we get it. You people hate data centers because they're, like, big and use up all your power and water. But how about this...we'll make them a lot smaller, sort of like those tiny houses you all like. And, you know, build a lot more [Facepalm]
1/14/2026, 8:05:03 AM PST
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Experts declare that the risks of AI in schools outweigh the benefits. Wait, you mean "teaching" kids that mindlessly regurgitating the work of others without ever reading anything, thinking for themselves, or forming their own coherent ideas is bad? [Obvious]
1/14/2026, 7:50:04 AM PST
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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 14 is delegate, as in "The controversy as to whether Perry Mason or Paul Drake was getting on with the secretary was known as delegate" [Amusing]
1/14/2026, 7:20:05 AM PST
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Russian military rolls out Worst Daleks Evar [Fail]
1/14/2026, 6:50:05 AM PST
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Iran falling apart right now means Jesus is returning. At least these Evangelicals think so [Facepalm]
1/14/2026, 6:35:03 AM PST
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"This is authoritarianism 101 where you blame the dissenters and the activists for causing their own death" [Obvious]
1/14/2026, 6:07:32 AM PST
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Photoshop this brisk race [Photoshop]
1/14/2026, 6:00:32 AM PST
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Thanks to Paws of War, three puppies and two adult dogs rescued in October from a puppy mill in Tennessee were adopted into their forever homes shortly after Christmas with veterans and first responders. Please welcome all of them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday [Woofday]
1/14/2026, 6:00:00 AM PST
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Day 1,421 of WW3: in today's episode of "why wasn't this already a thing?", Estonia bans Russians who fought in Ukraine from entering country, and calls for a Europe-wide ban. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread [News]
1/14/2026, 5:00:00 AM PST
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Claudette Colvin finally gives up her seat [Hero]
1/14/2026, 4:35:00 AM PST
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My passport can beat up your passport [PSA]
1/14/2026, 3:35:00 AM PST
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Who throws a shoe? Honesty [Fail]
1/14/2026, 2:35:00 AM PST
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Big Butte lady celebrates 40th birthday; there's a new tram in the works so the long line of people can access her [Spiffy]
1/14/2026, 1:35:00 AM PST
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